My stomach scares me?

my stomach is a fatty so it scares me. it makes me scream. i tried rubbing scientists tentacles on it it didnt work. i went in the steam room but i just became fatter? i scream when i see it. i love food. i poked a hole in my stomach to see what food is in there cuz i dont really pay attention to what i eat. if u gave me a bug i would think it is a piece of chocolate and eat it, so when i poked the hole i saw a fattening patch. when u eat it u become fat permanitly. so i was thinking about becoming a sumo wrestler cuz i might as well use my fattness for something right? what do u think?